Ottawa XPress – Shotgun – October 28, 2004 “A flotilla of apples bobbing in a steel tub evokes memories of childhood and headlong plunges into icy water.” ~Apple Votives Halloween decorating idea by www.marthastewart.com. A quick search on the Internet for “What is Halloween?” will lead you to some weird things, like Martha Stewart’s decorating [...]
Read more »Ottawa XPress – Shotgun – October 21, 2004 This month, Canada saw over 100,000 federal government public servants on strike. Many of us in Ottawa who were on strike walked about like a bunch of space cadets with our heads up our asses not really knowing what the hell we were fighting for or why. [...]
Read more »Ottawa XPress – Shotgun – October 14, 2004 Not everyone wants to get married and have kids. Some want to get married and not have kids or have kids and not get married. For me, it would be nice to get the relationship bit down for starters. Confused, I turned to Gene Simmons – the [...]
Read more »Ottawa XPress – Shotgun – October 7, 2004 “I’ll be dreaming of the kissing that I’m missing truly wishing that you listen when I simply say to you, striptease for me baby.” ~”Striptease” by Hawksley Workman In most sexual contexts, and certainly in sexy films, magazines and Harlequin Romances, aren’t men stereotypically depicted as experienced [...]
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