Shotgun / April 2005

A for Alberta!

Ottawa XPress │ Shotgun │ April 28, 2005
Albertans have always had a good laugh at us here in Ottawa, I’m sure of it. When both provinces are freezing their asses off in the dead of winter, it’s not unlikely that our Albertan friends and relatives will ring us boasting about serving up a BBQ, in […]

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Blow me

Ottawa XPress │ Shotgun │ April 21, 2005
Pardon me, but when I was flipping through the paper for show times to see the documentary film Inside Deep Throat, all I could think about was the real provocative cock-sucking I was going to get to see on the big screen.
I had heard about the other […]

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Talent Shows

Ottawa XPress │ Shotgun │ April 14, 2005
Who said Ottawa has no style?
Couldn’t have been the students of cool arts school Canterbury High, who recreated an event in early April “worthy of New York’s Fashion Week,” according to organizer Kristal Felea, a Grade 11 drama student at the school.
“The event was wonderful, with […]

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Eye Openers vs. Ear Pluggers

Ottawa XPress │ Shotgun │ April 7, 2005
What was more embarrassing than getting a woody right as the teacher asked you to go up to the blackboard?
Try being initiated into womanhood in grade school and starting your period-in a pair of white slacks. I remember when I was in grade 6, I witnessed a […]

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