Shotgun / June 2005

One-night

Ottawa XPress – Shotgun – June 30, 2005 So Canada Day weekend is upon us and that means a tonne of party people out and about maybe looking for some firecracker action, non? And I don’t just mean the graphic display down at Parliament Hill. I’m talking about in your pants, pal. Or, out of [...]

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Rockin

Ottawa XPress – Shotgun – June 23, 2005 “One thing skateboarding has in common with rock ‘n’ roll-both achieved perfection in the 1970s.” ~Steve Palmer, singer & guitarist, The Setbacks What do you get when you pair up a 15-year-old music fan with his 16-year-old skater friend? You get Kevin Kockler and Craig Wheeler, two [...]

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Write

Ottawa XPress – Shotgun – June 16, 2005 You have risen me from the mines of my broodish depths, and the colour of life has taken on a brighter hue. To frame my feelings for you in words is to dull the luster of their intense and chaotic nature, and it implies an emotional order [...]

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There

Ottawa XPress – Shotgun – June 9, 2005 In a male lover’s hot pursuit to prove his macho man-passion pumping action, he often overcompensates for what he fears is inadequate expertise by taking over and givn’er all night long. But you know what? While you’re fucking her like a superstar, contorting her body Cirque-du-Soleil style [...]

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Heartless

Ottawa XPress – Shotgun – June 2, 2005 What do you get when you cross a computer-savvy sexy lady and a difficult divorce? A kick-ass website called Heartless Bitches International (HBI) at www.heartlessbitches.com. But hold up. Before you stop reading and assume HBI is just another bitter-girl break-up feel-good sisterhood club, think again. This is [...]

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