Ottawa XPress – Shotgun – September 29, 2005 I’m not Sean Penn. But I’ll try to be kind like him. OK, so I didn’t help Katrina victims, but I tried to save Ottawans from boredom and disappointment at shitty sex-stores. In the aftermath of Hurricane Katrina, many Hollywood celebrities offered their services, like John Travolta [...]
Read more »Ottawa XPress – Shotgun – September 22, 2005 I’m pretty pissed about something. And yes it’s also my PMS talking, thanks. Feminists are ragging on the latest Always Have a Happy Period feminine hygiene campaign (www.beinggirl.com) that encourages women to treat and pamper themselves during the cursed Time of the Month. “It’s like Barbie gets [...]
Read more »Ottawa XPress – Shotgun – September 15, 2005 My first boyfriend and me waited almost a year before “doing it” – and it was a blast. Instead of intercourse, we filled our time with tonnes of other sexy stuff and substitutes. But where to get started? The only sex shops I knew of were in [...]
Read more »Ottawa XPress – Shotgun – September 8, 2006 During my vacation last month in Halifax at a Maritime wedding – surrounded by great live Celtic music and friendly types merrily jigging their hearts away in celebration of love and happiness – I found that sticking to my self-imposed four-months-off-the-booze pledge was challenging. I finally succumbed [...]
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