Sylvie Hill

Ottawa XPress │ Shotgun │ January 26, 2006
Guys, do you ever wish you were porn-store clerk Nino Quincampoix in the French film Amélie, and Ms. Poulain would leave you secret messages by the Beaver Tails stands?
Or ladies, maybe it’s Laure you want to be from the movie Vendredi soir, hoping a suave Parisian named […]

Ottawa XPress │ Shotgun │ January 12, 2006
…don’t you?
What better way to prove you’re getting laid? Nothing says you’re desired like a bout of chlamydia. What a catch you are.
And isn’t it exciting when your new lover is an International Man of Mystery? Like, when he doesn’t tell you about that sexually transmitted […]