Shotgun / April 2006

Check the expiry date

Ottawa XPress │ Shotgun │ April 27, 2006
When Grandpa slipped Grandma the tongue at Easter dinner, little did we know the affectionate display could forever change our own romantic futures.
Senior citizen sex, with all its hardened toenails, is enough to turn anyone off sex. Then again, it shows us there’s sex way beyond 30. […]

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Sport ‘n’ sexy wheels

Ottawa XPress │ Shotgun │ April 20, 2006
When I think about how easy it would be for me to squat cowgirl on my man, on command, in the front seat of a ‘69 Dodge Charger, or compact myself low down to blow him in the cramped space of a dirty bar bathroom, I thank the […]

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Britney spearheads new view of rear end

Ottawa XPress │ Shotgun │ April 13, 2006

When I hear the term “doggy style,” I think Snoop Dogg. But I also think of a preferred sexual position which invites cupping or bucking so tender your lover’s hands are free to wander like spiders over soft flesh while you’re poised to push into your man’s hard […]

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